Here are a few jokes to share with your family around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving!
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage.
Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
A: Plymouth.
Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
A: Puritan.
Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock.
Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose.
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
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